Skitch

Skinny Bitch

A girl who is very skinny, and thinks she's fat.

God, Sarah is so skinny, she's such a skitch!

by violentsneak123 January 9, 2011

Skitch

When someone gets a reeeaaally bad haircut, or someone gets a very short haircut. Usage seems limited to North Seattle in the 80s. Aside from referring to the haircut, it can also refer to the person who got it, or to the action of getting it.

(after seeing someone who got their hair cut off due to lice infection) (verb): Holmes, you got seriously skitched!

(A name for a person who just got a very short haircut) (title): 'Sup, skitch!

(noun): Nice skitch, fool.

Also pronounced by stretching out the middle vowel, such as "skeeeeiiiitchhh!"

by macro_unit May 30, 2011

Skatchie

Like Newfies and Brunsies, the people from Saskatchewan are Skatchies.

I'm a Skatchie, not a Saskatchewanian, and I have worked as a tree planter, oil rigger, farmer and a rancher. I wear a bunnyhug, not a hoodie! I drive a skidoo in the winter, and the summer I use many forms of transportation, though mainly a quad or motorcycle. I cheer for the Roughriders, whether they win or loose! I complain in the summer becuase its too hot, and I complain in the winter because its too cold. I complain when theres no rain, and I complain when theres too much. Yes I do know Jimmy and Alice from Moose Jaw, and I happen to be related to someone who has a cousin who is related to them. I wear trucker hats not because of Ashton Kutcher, and I carry a rifle in my pickup not because I plan on knocking off a 7-11, but incase I see a cyote, porcupine, badger... or the occasional gopher. My name is Doug, and I am a Skatchie!

by jdk033 June 13, 2006

skirtch

to leave,: when the party is boring and uninteresting and the talk goes south it is time to get outa Dodge!

#1)Howbout we pop some tops and get the prostitues.
#) Yo boo ...lets skirtch cause this party is lame!

by tbev62 March 7, 2008

skitchy

agitated, out of sorts, nervous, and irritable.

When I don't get enough magnesium in my diet, I always start feeling skitchy.

by Vokation June 16, 2009

Skitch

A skanky bitch.

A girl that is both a skank, and a bitch.

"Kylie is such a skitch"

by ScarletandTrinity October 8, 2011

skitch

combination of the words "Skank" and "Bitch". Used to define a girl with a reputation of being an easy target for horny teenage boys and, at the same time, a girl that redefines the definition of a bitch. this girl could be your best friend, a neighbor, or a sister. beware.

a best friend that you've carried home after "one of those nights" turns around and throws a party without inviting you the next weekend. therefore, this girl is a skitch, seeing as she hooks up with horny boys and you're the only one that can tell her what happened in the morning.

by nocturney May 10, 2009