Simpson Flies

Small flies that infest an office setting due to rotting banana peels or other items left in trashcans or desks.

For godsakes... these Simpson Flies are all over the place. Check the trashcans.

by jimmy bloughtou February 21, 2009

Bart Simpson

A boy who is in the fourth grade that attends Springfield Elementary on The Simpsons sitcom. His famous catch phrases are "Get bent","Eat my shorts", and "Ayy Caramba". Bart has been described by his sister as the devil's cabana boy. His hobbies are skateboarding,reading Radioactive Man Comics, and causing all types of fukin mischievous havoc on anyone he feels like.

Bart: Owwww! My bones are so brittle!, but I always drink plenty of Malk?
Milkcarton reads: With Vitamin R

by ASESSIno April 25, 2004

Old simpson place

A term for farms that have a a soil PH of 9.6 when they need a 7-8 max.

Heh! You're not gonna grow nothing on the Old Simpson Place! That's why ya daddy abandoned it!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

by G-Union February 24, 2004

simmer down

Calm down, chill out.

Simmer down!

by Dominick January 14, 2004

Richard Simmons

A guy who likes to wear sequinced tops and spandex shorts - a lot. Often known for his work-out videos, such as "Sweating to the Oldies", where he will be joined on stage with various fatties in the background. According to an A&E biography on him, he used to be an actor and referred to as "Dickie". He was also apparently always yearning for his father's attention (could explain some things). Has never actually gone out and said he was homosexual, but all signs seem to point to YES GAWD YES!

Richard Simmons exercise videos are funny in a disturbing way.

by The awesome one December 13, 2004

The Simpsons

1.) The absolute greatest television show ever created.
2.) A show so great, movie stars literally BEG to be cast into an epsiode.
3.) Matt Groening's greatest achievement.

The Simpsons will now and forever be, the greatest thing to ever happen to television.

by JDD4 April 17, 2003