Simonize

brought about by the judge simon in American idol, simonizing is taking a certain comment of critisism, usually bad, and making it an insult

Bob: Joe just broke up with Kate, and Steve totally came in and simonized the easy letdown!!!!!!!!

Jim: JERK!!!!!

by MASTUR CH33F :) March 7, 2009

simmondley

Where zack, the best mechanical rocket league player, comes from.

I'm scared to come against someone from simmondley.

by PokerGod03 March 20, 2021

Uncle samsonite

A creepy guy who says to a child " It's time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" If you have watched the 30 second long video then you will know that he is clearly a rape artist. It is a CREEPY video as danachi, livichi and popachi like to say but they are also addicredit to 8t. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! !! YOU WILL TOONLY BE OBSESSED! !!

#IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by Evachi May 28, 2018

sigmonte

The uber elite, what we should all strive to become like.

WWSMD? What Would SigMonte Do?

by George F Hanley VII October 7, 2003

Samsonite meeting

A pointless meeting, waste of time

Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day

Traci - How was it?

Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!

by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010

simoniebun

Someone who is always fun to be around and is the life of the party. She is very sexy and can pull any nigga she wants and fasholy will take yo nigga. She is also very good at basketball and will break yo WCW ankles.You cannot ever be mad at her because she will always make you forget why u were mad at her when you see that beautiful attractive smile.

Look there goes simoniebun overy there, I gotta hide my nigga befo she takes him.

by Simoniebun July 17, 2017

Simonized

Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.

Dude, I just got simonized!

by jgus715 May 22, 2018