Bambi Shmish

a god like figure; ideal type of person or preference.

Can be used to describe the favourable option.

You can have him, i’m waiting for my Bambi Shmish.

"Do you have any Bambi Shmish? I’m bored"

by Chicreate March 3, 2019

Japan 4 Smish Smar

Term Used from Freddy Got Fingered. Used to Randomly Sidtrack a person for a getaway.

Guard: "Hey You!..Stop!"
Person:" Japan 4 Smish Smar"
Guard: "Huh?!"

by H.R. Puff-n-Stuff January 12, 2010

Shmishmell

To roast or fuck

You just got shmishmelled!!!!

by momiscool August 4, 2017

smish

Two girls pressing their chests against each other.

Oh man, check out that four-titty pileup. That's some beautiful smish.

by RavenWorks December 31, 2010

Samish

Being a weird but awesome retard

I had such a samish moment earlier.

by SuperXstaR September 28, 2009

smishing

The usually involuntary act of clenching the anus while in the middle of passing a bowel moving. This generally leads to a messy situation.

I've been smishing a lot late, it's a good thing I bought stock in Charmin!

by snugw0w April 16, 2009

Smishmorshinator

A device consisting of a 3 foot long metal pole with a bicycle handlebar grip at one end and a fork duct taped to the other used as an alternative to getting a smishmorshin.

Why go to the smishmorshin clinic to get a smishmorshin when we have a perfectly good smishmorshinator!

by MyHero June 13, 2010