Australian Sidewinder

When you are performing the act of Doggie Style, the man "finishes" and as the women sits up, the man runs up from behind and slaps her around the face with the penis while ejaculating in her eye replicating snake's venom.

Guy 1: "So how's your girlfriends eye?"

Guy 2: "You mean after I gave her that bitchin' Australian Sidewinder!?"

by JerkinMcGurkin January 1, 2010

Seattle Sidewinder

First pour hot Starbucks coffee into a womens vagina then add your favorite brand of sugar. You then precede to fuck her until you both add your own special cremes. Semen vaginal secretions. Pour into a mug and enjoy!

Its so cold out, i wish we could make some Seattle Sidewinders to keep us warm.

by The Commodores December 24, 2009

Alabama sidewinder

The act of sleeping with two or more members of the same family in one day but in seperate instances. Not to be confused with a familial three way.

Dude 1: yo dude last night I slept with Stacy and then went in the other room and banged her mom! She had no idea!

Dude 2: You gotta stop with the Alabama sidewinders man, even if stacys mom has got it goin on.

by Boofpenguin September 18, 2015

Tuscan Sidewinder

You dip your cock in extra virgin olive oil, then tomato sauce, sprinkle oregano, and romano chesse. Thwap dick in her mouth.

Kevin gave Cooper the Tuscan Sidewinder after the Italian Festal in the North End. That's AMORE!!!

by JET12345 May 16, 2008

Sidewinder poop

When ones poop is so long and unbroken that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl like a snake, hence sidewinder poop.

"There is a sidewinder poop wrapped around the bowl 2 full times."

by sherri421 June 16, 2009

Sarajevo Sidewinder

When driving on a four lane divided highway, you get caught behind a slow moving vehicle in the right lane and a vehicle doing the same speed in the passing lane, when ready, proceed to pass between the two cars.

These two idiots decided to drive beside eachother on the highway so I had to pull out the Sarajevo Sidewinder on them

by schwarz August 19, 2007

chicago sidewinder

a dude ejaculates in a line and someone (hopefully a female) snorts it through there nose

I jizzed on the table and that stupid bitch snorted that shit up.

by Tack May 12, 2003