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Shukes

A feeling in your stomach that causes a person to puke and shit themselves at the same time, usually brought on by a stomach bug or food poisoning.
After eating some bad seafood, Jonny was in the bathroom all night with the shukes. It wasn't pretty.
by jonnywells February 20, 2010
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shube

Dude I shubed last night and it's so soft down there.
by Shubemaster December 25, 2013
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shubs

Shubs is a girl that stands up dope latino lovers because they're so insecure that they don't realize SHIT. YA HEard.
"you're a fucking shubs for not dating Antonia Banderas when he wants to"
by ANTI-SHUBS August 12, 2002
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swubes

(noun) sw-oobs, to have sweaty pubes.
whoah you have some swubes!
by stiffytheplank December 5, 2011
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Shuber

by The shubs June 8, 2015
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shubs

Maganda, seksi at cute.😍
Rog is so shubssss!
by fucking nice guy July 23, 2018
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Shuber

The code word Orthodox Jews use to disguise their forbidden use of Uber or other ride-sharing apps on the Sabbath. (It is generally forbidden to use any method of transportation/commute on the Sabbath other than walking)

One can break it down into two parts: "Sh..." a sound often used in synagogues to silence the congregants during the rabbi's sermon, or to signal to someone to keep a secret.

Uber =a popular ride-sharing app that *hopefully* gets a person from point A to point B.
Shlomo used Shuber to travel from Queens to Manhattan so he can visit his uncle on Saturday.

Chaya: how did Shlomo get here on shabbes? Doesn't he live in Queens?

Moishi: Shuber...
by Reapandshare June 9, 2019
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