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drink and shrink 

or: drink 'n shrink
or: drinkin' and shrinkin'

This is a definition for all the fellas out there who already knowamsayin, and also for the fellas out there who don't! (And partially for all y'all ladies who know and don't know); it's got factual bases behind it.

noun: It's the state of being sexually limpid at the time of typical arousal due to an abundance or excessive quantity of consumed alcohol. i.e. the drink 'n shrink roughly translates in conservative contemporary parlance as "getting drunk and having trouble getting hard"
I tried to sneak it in her last night but as soon as I breach the meat I feel the "drink and shrink". Too much sauce man, too much sauce!
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female shrink 

An man who fucks everyone he wants .
Aye I like her, should I hit ?

Fuck yea u a female shrink !
female shrink by Merithdith January 28, 2021

Stink Shrink 

When you lose your erection because a woman's crotch stinks.
That girl's pussy smelled so bad that I got the Stink Shrink. My dick went down like the Titanic.
Stink Shrink by GC A.C. March 10, 2021

Sympathetic Ball Shrink (SBS) 

The involuntary testicular shrivel accociated with the witness of injury
“I just got some Sympathetic Ball Shrink (SBS) watching that skater fall”
(n.)

A term used for something that is so dark, dangerous, and complex, that it cannot be explained.
"You mean because of all the deep dark shinkens you're hiding and growing in there."

"Wtf kinda shinken are you trying to teach me now?"

"Ark is just being a little shinken as usual."
shinken by AngelShinken January 3, 2019

Shalashaska Shinkawa

Don't say it out loud, it will make your furniture start floating
"Hey dude please don't make my furniture float"
"Shalashaska Shinkawa"
"noooooooooo"