Sharding

Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction

The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 June 9, 2020

Sharding

The act of dropping shards of dope on accident

Quit sharding all over my couch I don’t want my dog to lick it up and get high

by Hazmatt10to2 November 30, 2020

shralding

Verb: Describing a man who is short AND balding.

I didn’t go out with him again, he wasn’t funny and he was shralding.

by JamesFloyd August 11, 2021

Shrodinger's lesbian

A lesbian that tries to kiss a girl that they like and if they're not into it they say" it's a prank"

The behavior of a Shrodinger's lesbian:

Lesbian *trying to kiss her friend*
Friend *backs up*
Lesbian "it's a prank bro"

by UwUrban.abrUwU November 22, 2021

Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

Shrodinger's BLM

When someone says BLM, but does not specify Black Lives Matter or Blue Lives Matter

Person 1: Just saw this Instagram post of someone saying blm

Person 2: let’s hope he’s not racist. This case of Shrodinger's BLM can really go either way.

Person 1: I hope not, the guy who posted was black

by WildCoomChase July 12, 2022

shrodinger's pizza

When you dont know if a food has been eaten or not, at a probability close to 50/50, you could use the expression "shrodinger's pizza", derived from shrodinger's cat. can be used in a lot of ways

The burger i bought yesterday is probably shrodinger's pizza by now, i should check it later

by IMakeDumbExpressions October 23, 2022