anal speedbump

See: hemorrhoid

I was about to corn-hole this bitch, but I couldn't seem to overlook the numerous anal speedbumps

by 4tran4 January 23, 2011

Bougie Speedball

A Bougie Speedball is when you double fist iced coffee and craft beer or cocktails, a suburb-safe alternative to the cocaine/dope combo of legit speedballs.

"It's Friday afternoon so we are powering through email on the back patio, drinking Bougie Speedballs from Blue Bottle and Lagunitas.

by ajwx August 9, 2015

That's my speed

A statement used to communicate your preference for something.

-Coke or Pepsi?
-Coke, that's my speed!

by frandom April 5, 2020

Saginaw Speedbump

A hairstyle made popular in Saginaw, Michigan, in which a woman's hair is pulled up into a full or half ponytail and then pushed forward and sprayed, resulting in a bump of hair on the top of her head that makes her skull look convex.

Kyle: Did you have a nice time in mid-Michigan?
Kristi: How did you know I was there?
Kyle: Honey, the Saginaw Speedbump gives it all away.

by Kate Charlton October 7, 2008

speed freak

someone hopped up on amphetamines

"What's wrong with that guy? His eyes ar popping out of his skull and he's shaking!"

"He's a speed freak!"

by Nasty Nate August 22, 2003

Speed Demon

A person who drives extremely fast no matter where they're at.

Mom: Neil you're driving to fast slow down!
Neil: MOM! Let me drive because you know when Hector be driving like a speed demon and you dont say nothing!

by datdanny August 10, 2012

speed 2

A poor sequel to the original film Speed.

Speed 2 also features actress Sandra Bullock, it does not however feature Keanu Reeves.

Shortly after the opening of this film, Keanu Reeves became an A-List Celebrity.

" There's a Speed 2 now? "
" Yes there is "
" Is it any good? "
" I'm afraid not "
" Well how bad is it? "
" If you were blind I'd tell you to bring ear plugs "

by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006