The act of grinding and shaking your booty to music whilst fully lathered in the throes of a hot steamy shower…
Hey! I've just got up and am feeling mighty fine, I think I'm gonna get down to the vibes and have me a Disco Shower.
by Cheeky little monkey February 4, 2019
Get the Disco Shower mug.A very messed up shovel. Can also be used as an adjective to describe a shovel, and also as an insult or a compliment.
Bob:He has a very messed up shoverk.
Susan: He has a large shoverk.
Dan:Her face looks like a shoverk shovel.
Susan: He has a large shoverk.
Dan:Her face looks like a shoverk shovel.
by Foolish Person December 14, 2021
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by gymnasty September 14, 2010
Get the e-shove mug.Keirsten decided to take a shower and 5 minuntes later Chad joined her and they had some awesome shower sex!
by SlopNChop May 15, 2016
Get the Shower Sex mug.That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!
by Bunjamin November 17, 2013
Get the emerald shower mug.The sexual act where a female stands over a partner and releases menstrual blood on their face. Like a golden shower, but red.
by Kimmicakes December 25, 2013
Get the Koino Shower mug.Some say it thirsts for blood; others say it is an innocent implement forced to do the bidding of murderous fiends. A disturbingly recurrent murder weapon, the Travelling Shovel Of Death appears in multiple different mediums (Usually novels), wherin it is featured murdering an innocent victim.
Henry knew his street well, but he didn't like it. The parameters stretched; the shadows hid secrets; the wind, ever restless, tossed the cloaks of strangers who glared from street corners. But he was sure in his safety. He knew the number of steps to his doorway. He knew where to lift his feet a little higher to avoid tripping on sidewalk cracks hidden in the dark. He knew who to avoid - at least he thought he did, in his naiveté.
A cat was waiting on his doorstep, that night. Dark, soft fur, long legs and a thrumming purr, yellow eyes glinting with reflections of far-off streetlights.
It smiled, sharp, glistening teeth ever white against the shadow of its fur.
In 42 years, Henry had never once seen a cat smile. Perhaps a trick of the light, or an illusion, he thought. Or maybe not. He knelt, looking the cat in the eyes.
It smiled at him, wider.
Wider.
A shadow moved; soft leather brushed against carpet, and a coat loosened its folds. "You're drunk again," said the voice. "Do you know, Henry, how much I dislike drunks?"
The cat hadn't moved; Henry glanced to the side, and caught a glance of soft brown shoes.
"Mr Woon," he slurred. "Ian. Mate. I just..."
He stopped.
Mr Woon smiled at him; a slow, langorious smile, not unlike that of his cat.
Then slowly, deliberately, he rested the shovel's tip on Henry's neck.
"I dislike drunks very much, Henry," he whispered.
Then he put his foot on the travelling shovel of death, and pushed down.
A cat was waiting on his doorstep, that night. Dark, soft fur, long legs and a thrumming purr, yellow eyes glinting with reflections of far-off streetlights.
It smiled, sharp, glistening teeth ever white against the shadow of its fur.
In 42 years, Henry had never once seen a cat smile. Perhaps a trick of the light, or an illusion, he thought. Or maybe not. He knelt, looking the cat in the eyes.
It smiled at him, wider.
Wider.
A shadow moved; soft leather brushed against carpet, and a coat loosened its folds. "You're drunk again," said the voice. "Do you know, Henry, how much I dislike drunks?"
The cat hadn't moved; Henry glanced to the side, and caught a glance of soft brown shoes.
"Mr Woon," he slurred. "Ian. Mate. I just..."
He stopped.
Mr Woon smiled at him; a slow, langorious smile, not unlike that of his cat.
Then slowly, deliberately, he rested the shovel's tip on Henry's neck.
"I dislike drunks very much, Henry," he whispered.
Then he put his foot on the travelling shovel of death, and pushed down.
by WillohWisp September 22, 2011
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