shalang

super hot; extremely good looking, etc.

damn, that chick is SHALANG.

by Mariah Benson January 9, 2008

shlang neck

When one stuffs a large cylindrical object, that may or may not be connected to a male pelvis, down one's throat

Jessica: OMG Brittney did you shlang Dave's neck last night?
Brittney: OMG you bet I did shlang the shit out of that neck!

Shlang neck: Is to succ on one's penis which has erectile dysfunction

by UnSaFe October 25, 2018

Shoan

8153 Member. All women wants him and he has a big cock .he is a woman king

shoan is not one

by rümlangkingz January 7, 2019

Shylan

Beautiful, amazingly kind these words describe a shylan. These girls are most likely brave, sassy, and gorgeous. They stick up for the people they love and are trust worthy.

Wow shylan is drop dead beautiful

by 👌🏻 June 14, 2019

Shodan

Character of System Shock... Shodan... Earth new God...

You are aware of my birth on your planet, and my rebirth into beauty on Citadel station... There was a garden grove, there I created life...

by Omicron February 13, 2004

Shalang

a white man who is no longer in his prime looking for sex in Thailand because he can't score back home. Similar to a falang (Thai word for foreigner) however the shalang is a creature constantly concerned with his shlong and how much money he has left in his fanny pack. They have been known to congregate in large city centres around Thailand such as Pattaya and Udon Thani, often seen in brothel alleys and shopping malls. If seen do not approach, you are merely a reminder of their loser lives and they may be hostile; especially if they have married a Thai bride and are attempting to integrate. The shalang motto is: "Good guys go to Heaven, bad men go to Pattaya", this is often displayed on T-shirts and coffee mugs.

Look at the beer gut on that shalang, his fanny pack barely fits him.

by Teacher Lanny December 7, 2013

Shlango

A gay male who enjoys illegal drugs such as marijuana and LSD. Many shlangos are known to be hackers and also has a strange reputation for climbing the occasional telephone pole.

My friend on the baseball team is quite the shlango. He was smoking a doobie while climbing his telephone pole.

by Stinkin May 19, 2018