Shizitus

When sumding wong and you donno how to go homo and you feel like somding worse than shit you may have a case of shizitus. (Shizitus) Disease when you puke, crap, pee, cry, ear boogers, sweat, bleed and get mad.

Yesterday jack was not too safe he was on the roof and had to take a shit but realized he had his ballsack stuck in a knot and bent between his legs and got jammed and superglued to the ceiling and thats when jack realized he had the case of Shizitus he got stuck and he released his shizitus everywhere

by Ballflapcrap August 9, 2019

holy fa-shizit

A term used when a younger child is in the room, or if you dont like to cuss. Based on the term "Holy Shit" which is much more vulgar.

dude1: aww man, i just crapped my pants...
(little brother walks into room)
dude2: holy fa-shizit!

by thafranchise94 May 12, 2007

da shiznit

the shit; the best

i am da shiznit... that movie was da shiznit

by melissa October 19, 2003

shizit

secret word for swearing. It means shit.

"Holy shizit! Look at the size of that fucking chicken!"

by isthisfuckingnametakin??? January 2, 2009

Shiznit

An amazing thing, the best.

This cake is the shiznit

by blissey baby April 24, 2003

shiznit

when something is so cool. or off tha chain. Another word for shit. Made popular by Snoop Dogg.

Nigga1: "Yo you like ma rhymes?"

Nigga2: "Damn fool, yo lines is da shiznit!"

by eastside4life June 27, 2006

shiznittlebambomb

Used as a self affirmation of complete supiriority in a situation or general state of being.

Guy1: Damn fool that was the shiznit.
Guy2: I told you sucka, dat's because I'm da shiznittlebambomb my nigga.

by Timothy Steele November 30, 2004