Shatwacker

Another word for poop. ass. british

God, you are such a shatwacker!

AH SHATWACKER!

by BOOMINTHEVACUUM! September 23, 2010

shitback

A person who is regularly subjected to the wiping of dog faeces onto his back without his knowledge

Oi, shitback, you've got shit on your back!

by andy January 19, 2004

Shitwank

Both a really bad mastubatory experience or a term of reference, affectionate or otherwise towards an individual.

i.e. there was good porn but just as I was about to jizz, some gay popup appeared and spoilt it.

i.e. "hey you, shitwank! Keep the fucking noise down and tell your bro I said he was a tossfuck!"

by HimJip March 17, 2011

shitwank

See: Neocubed.com

neocubed is a real shitwank

by Dark Thunder June 28, 2004

Shitpacker

When a man jumps off the bed, perfectly landing his dick in another mans anus, who is laying face down on the floor. It is said to pack your shit so tightly, your poop comes out as hard as a diamond.

Have you packed your shit together for our vacation?

Yea, I'm a real shitpacker.

by LittleCreek853 November 20, 2016

Shitwank

Someone who posts the meaning of their name found on this website on any social media outlet of their choice, forgetting to realize that no one asked for it.

Fuck dude, I keep seeing jeff post the meaning his name on Instagram! Well jeff is a total shitwank!

by NoMoreSpaggetty March 16, 2017

Shitwanker

N, one who wants in their own shit.

That asshole John is such a shitwanker.

by WringRaith January 6, 2018