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eyes like a shithouse rat

A person with exceptional observational skills, as in being able to spot items in complex or busy environments.
That lads got "eyes like a shithouse rat"
by OwDo June 10, 2022
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Shithouse mouse

A lowly rodent who, out of desperation, has learned to live alongside man by occupying one of our less-than-ideal structures, the outhouse.

Eternally mocked by the rest of the animal kingdom for it's choice of habitat, it passes through life barely noticed by man except in this phrase: "Poorer than a shithouse mouse"

Clearly indicating that the individual described does not even possess the meager funds required to reside in an outhouse.
After being denied $20 from the ATM machine for lack of funds: "Damnit, I'm poorer than a shithouse mouse"
by Digital Logic May 27, 2003
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shithouse

Someone who is the epitome of scum, The lowest of the low.

Someone with absolutely no morals.
A person who's just out for themselves and has to regard for anyone else, no matter how close they may be.
Hello mr Roberts, how are you today? I've made you some breakfast.

'Fuck off! I'm trying to watch Jeremy Kyle'
Gav, You're such a shithouse.
by strebor nivag January 9, 2014
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shiteous

When something is too ugly or hideous to look at.
That is one incredibly shiteous car.
by StipeoTerical April 22, 2009
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Shithouse

Noun. A person who constantly performs the act of shithousery, or a place in which shithousery is performed consistently.
"Oh, he is such a shithouse"
by Orðálvur October 21, 2021
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shithouse mouse

I guess my computer has decided to stop having a "turn off" option. Well, shithouse mouse, I'll just have to let the battery run down.
by TFill January 6, 2012
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