Shitspearean

A person or persons who believe the words they are writing are pure literary genius, when in reality that person or persons are creating total nonsense by using the largest words they can find.

Jake’s essay contained the sentence, “the theoretical proposition of bureaucracy and why henceforth it is not economically sustainable is something the globe should take notwithstanding.” He can be described as a Shitspearean.

by TardoTheAssClown December 5, 2023

Shitspectations

Really bad expectations in reaction to a movie or a game production revealing news about the upcoming project within an existing intellectual property, trying to create hype with claims it will be 'new', 'fresh', 'different', 'modern' or any other way deviating from the original (or previous) entries within the IP.

Title: "Alien: Romulus actor says film will be very different compared to Ridley Scott's original!"

Well, I got some shitspectations right there.

by Lishak March 2, 2024

shitsparkles

the result of eating a large amount of food grade glitter.

I gotta lay off the fairy bread, I've got the shitsparkles.

by AngryCnut July 10, 2024

shitstery

A mysterious shit that's in an odd location and nobody can explain who put it there. It's a mystery... a shitstery.

"Who took a shit in my Lucky Charms?"
"I'd like to solve that shitstery."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

Bottleham Shitspur

A very realistic name for bottlejob club Tottenham Hotspur because they bottle everything and are an absolute shithole.

Friend 1: Can’t believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled top four
Friend 2: I know, they really pulled an Arsenal on it.

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

Bottleham Shitspurs

Bottleham Shitspurs(Bottleham, Slopenham, Shitspurs, Etc.) is to bottle a leauge at the end of the season.

Did you see how Bottleham Shitspurs preformed the last game?

by Wet_Cement October 8, 2023