shit mit

Any piece of attire or fabric used to wipe your ass in desperate situations.

Hiker 1: "I need to take a shit but were stuck in the woods!"
Hiker 2: "Just use your sock as a shit mit."

While taking a shit at a party, Mandy was so drunk she used the shower curtain as a shit mit because in reality she was sitting in the bathtub instead of the toilet.

by dothegoodjob March 8, 2009

Shitbitch

A word used often when a woman pussies out or acts lazy and pisses people off.

Bronwyn and Negus, get out of bed and don't be such shitbitches!

by badboybecky September 18, 2009

shitfit

When you get all pissed off and shit

He had a shitfit when he saw me with a nother guy.

by DoRsa February 24, 2004

shitbitch

combination of "wordshit/word" and "wordbitch/word." used in any situation where wordfuck/word can also be used.

"You fucking shitbitch"
(after eating shit on a bike) "SHITBITCH!"

by rushe July 7, 2003

shitmate

1. Someone you maintain a friendship with whoes deficiencies boost your self-esteem.

2. The member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.

Homie 1- Yo son your boy is morbidly obese.
Homie 2- No shit hes just a shitmate.
Homie 1- You got issues G.

by Mo Green April 2, 2008

Shitmeter

A liar. A jerk. A person who talks shit. A balding cunt

Smokey Rabinson shitmeter

by BifkinTruth December 28, 2010

SHITITIS

A period of inexplicable shitness.

“I don’t know what’s wrong with me Doctor but I keep making such an arse of things today”

“Don’t worry Mrs Jones – it’s just a touch of Shititis”

by Parly January 26, 2011