A Shitload of

A slang phrase used to mean "A lot of".

That's A Shitload of porn!

by MyRealNameIs: October 18, 2010

shillow

When you sit on and fart into a throw pillow, then smack your friend or foe in the face with it. Depending on the material of the throw, the results can be remarkable. When properly executed, you can rip a disastrous bomb into the pillow, rip it across the room nailing someone in the head--and not only do they get doused in stench, but none of the residue remains in your area.

The key is compressing the pillow before you fart, then unloading your weight as it comes out. This causes the pillow to ingest all the surrounding air. Some shillows can hold the stench for 15 minutes in perfect conditions, giving lots of opportunity for a sneak attack.

Steve enters room, Dave & Jim are sitting on the couch

>WHAP!< throw pillow hits Steve in face thrown by Jim

"Ugh, bastard, you startled me!" Says Steve, then suddenly "OH CRAP, what's that smell?!? (dry heaving) I can taste it! Was that a shillow??"

"Hmm.. that's odd.. I don't smell anything over here. I don't know what you're talking about." Jim plays it off legit.

by H. Bobs August 14, 2009

shitcow

An extremely large person that resembles a cow but is really a piece of shit.

Goddamn, look at that shitcow.

by Solish December 8, 2004

shitlock

An abnormally large dreadlock that forms on one's taint by a mixture/combination of sweat, fecal matter, extra long-unkempt taint hair and extended walking.

Because I forgot to trim the 'hedge-row' on my taint, as a pre-emptive strike, before leaving for the show... 3hrs into walking around the grounds of WOODSTOCK '94, I had developed the most debilitating shitlock on my taint. With every step, it would twist tighter and tighter, through friction between my inner thighs/lower ass-cheeks... It was dreadful!

by Jeffballz Guyser May 29, 2009

shitlocks

1.) term used to describe nappy dreadlocks

2.) term used to describe nappy braids/cornrows

1.) That guy need to shave them shitlocks out of his head!!

2.) Jim: You ugly
Bob: Yo mama
Jim: Shut-up and take them shitlocks down
Bob: Fuck you man

by darkshadow2247 December 19, 2004

metric shitload

1. lots, tons, extremely...
2. equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads

i just downloaded a metric shitload of porn!!!

by Mike mam September 13, 2003

Shitload

A term which defines a numerical value of 47. It is prime. Do not confuse the term with similar terms such as fuckton, assload, or baker's dozen. This is a shitload.

Dumbass: Dude! I just spilled a shitload of milk.

Smartass: Impossible. Milk cannot be split into any value other than milk. Your argument is invalid.

by Anchovies123 January 24, 2012