totally shitfaced

Just passed Russian Drunk but still working on Irish Drunk

Dude, I got totally shitfaced last night and now I can't find my clothes at the bar.

Let me drive you home Tim, you're totally shitfaced.

by TotallyRandomGuy April 15, 2014

Southside shitfaced

When southern people fucka womens mouth then poop in it

That girl is southside shitfaced

by Urbanstreets653 July 31, 2016

Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

by red phillips May 14, 2020

piss-drunk-shitfaced

(adv)- being intoxicated to the point of potentially or actually vomiting.

Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.

Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.

by The Last Mohican May 13, 2008

shitfinder

Some one who tries to start Shit with people for no reason.

Guy:"What the fuck you lookin at"
Ki: "Your stupid, u have nothin else to do, you shitfinder"

by Samtheman April 3, 2006

shitfaceded

the act of being shitfaced

Caleb: i'm shitfaceded
Dylan: you're slick wasted

by Dossy Silentkilah April 4, 2011

Shitipedia

Wikipedia, the website of misinformation and unapologetic leftist bias.

Liberal Moron: I read an Wikipedia that George Bush orchestrated the 9/11 attacks.

Paul J: You mean Shitipedia? You must be a genius!

by ComicsNut December 18, 2010