shitfaced

An extremely intoxicated state of being caused by the excessive use of large quantities of alcohol or drugs. Having an appearance of being off your face.

Jeez. Andy reeks of beer
Yeah...... he's totally "shitfaced"

by Signor Dick Pic November 1, 2013

kabuki shitfaced

drunker than drunk. your so drunk that that you dont know if you are a man or a woman.

I went drinking with George and got him so kabuki shitfaced he was hitting on everything that was walking.

by NVuss August 15, 2008

Shitfaced Monster

The alter-ego of the Cookie Monster, or Charlie Sheen after partying and drinking for a straight week.

He is the Shitfaced Monster, cause he just partied for entire week straight!

by dddd1111 June 14, 2011

shitfaced cocksucker

shitfaced and cocksucker combination

Phil is a shitfaced cocksucker. So is his mom.

by fyrehart February 19, 2005

Shitfaced wonder

A person who you think has a face like shit or a general
insult.

Person one: I hate you.
Person 2: Well I hate you to, you shitfaced wonder!

Bob: That woman over there is a shitfaced wonder!
Nathan: Let's hope she doesn't try to kiss us.

by Naruzumaki September 12, 2005

Shitfaced

To get so wasted at a music festival tha you pass out and somebody uses your beard to wipe their sloppy shit from their ass crack after taking an emergency crap next to a fence (that you happened to be passed out next to)

Last night was fucked up, I woke up shitfaced and ashamed

by Othermanwithnoname June 5, 2017

Shitfaced

When someone gets so drunk they start talking shit. This causes a shitfaced fight where two shitfaces end up in a poor fist fight.

Man give me your keys, your too shitfaced to drive.

by Gunny20 October 27, 2014