sidehawks

When you're too punk to just have one mohawk, so you grow sidehawks too.
Stupid as fuck.

Makes your balls smaller, according to the mohawk-penis connection.

Dubs: Some guy told me he'd give me $10 if I cut my sidehawks off! hurrrrr
Orchid: So did you?
Dubs: Noooooo!!!1111
Orchid: Damn.
Everyone else: Damn

by hai_bai March 7, 2011

Shithawk

Where you scrape your anus across the forehead of the other party. This creates a mohawk of shit on the second party.

I gave her a Belgian Gas Mask, but I had a turtle head and transitioned to the shithawk.

by Heyw00dJablowm3 September 26, 2010

shitwhacked

Slapping the ass of a hooker on the streets while eating ur own poop

"Man, did you see that shit, ur mom was getting shitwhacked by that BUM!"

by 2.0 December 3, 2007

shithawk

The end result of gelling your hair into a 'mini-mohawk' without shaving the sides. Popular amongst third-year students and yuppies, presumably to add an air of 'rebellion' to their tragic corporate asses.

That guy in Travis used to have one, but I think he finally grew balls and got the sides shaved.

by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005

Shithawk

A very large bird that shits on people then swoops down and carries them off to there shitnest. Also the best ball-hockey team in the world,located in Springfield,MO.

watch out...the shithawks are coming for you!!
Those shithawks are one bad ballhockey team!!

by the greenbastard July 17, 2010

shitshake

Any truly disgusting drink from Starbucks.
E.g. "Vanilla" Frappuccino.

Actually it doesn't have to be from Starbucks, just some high end coffee place.

Katie: Where's all your money gone!?
Amy: I know! I spent like $5.50 on some shitshake from Starbucks...

by Amy ^^ April 21, 2008

shithawk

a beligerant drunk : someone who gets drunk, loud, and stumbles around. usually the life of the party

Look at Pearson, he's such a shithawk.

by Ted Tobison August 26, 2005