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Shitclock

The alarm that will surely wake you from a pleasant dream and a deep slumber early in the morning so you can go to work at your crummy minimum wage job.
hey Al, wasn't the sound of the shitclock this morning about annoying as hell?

Al, "yes it was"
by Z=dog February 14, 2010
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Shitcunt

When a man is making love to a women via anal, the woman shits on his dick. The man proceeds to have vaginal sex with the woman. She is now a shitcunt.
Wow Tim. You’re a shitcunt.
by CuntBasher April 20, 2018
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shitcunt

A person who is shit, and a cunt together. They tend to defend themselves when called a shitcunt, and make homo-like comebacks. They can't handle real life society and are tend to have a bad education. they tend to not be able to spell the simplest of things, such as kevin. they would spell that as keiven. They also call other shitcunts to hide their shame of being a shitcunt themselves.
some examples of these shitcunts are courtney martin, dylan nguyen, lisa le and vy tran. ch'yeaaa bro!
by e-nerd8-| May 8, 2009
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Shitcunt

When You've Just Had A Shit.. You Wipe Forwards Towards Your Womanly Parts! And You End Up With Shit.. In Your Cunt.. Shitcunt!
I Have Just Given One Above Surely??.. Shitcunt!
by Anii. Louiise. September 29, 2007
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Shitdunk

Dunking an enemy in shit - animals, humans or any other known form of shit - making them feel totally humiliated.
"When I get hold of him, he's heading for the biggest shitdunk of his life".
by The OJP October 28, 2010
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Shitcunt

Just after doing anal. normal sex is performed resulting in a Shitcunt
Me: eeeewwwww why have you got a Shitcunt
Her: well we did just do anal
by Freddiep September 19, 2015
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shitcunt

when exercising addiction/s or addictive traits
oi! feelikebeina shitcunt?
by shitcunt society of Australia October 23, 2008
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