shinkles

the combination of sheets and wrinkles that make the lines on your face and skin from laying on sheets while you sleep.

when i woke up this morning i said, "omg mom look at the shinkles all over my face and leg!"

by Corinne Fullmer July 3, 2008

Shinkle

The bone between your shin and ankle.

Girl; Ow my shinkle hurts. I think I might have sprained it.

by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017

Omae wa mou shindeiru

You are already dead

Someone says "NANI?????!??"
Then you say "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"

by Omae wa mou shindeiru August 4, 2017

Shit on a Shingle

WWII troop slang for chipped beef on toast, frequent fare in mess halls.

Do you really need an example to figure this out? I pity you.

by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003

schindler's shitlist

The jews that didn't make it on to schindler's list, due to prior 'beef' with Schindler.

Jew#1: did you make it onto schindler's list?

Jew#2: nah, I didn't make it. He's still peeved at me for stealing his yamaka. looks like i'm still on old man schindler's shitlist!

by noparentsnorules January 28, 2010

Swindle

(v); to swindle
A form of revenge. When one shits on anything or anyone that is not meant to be shat on, thus destroying that beings confidence, reputation and personal property. This can stem from extreme hatred and disgust of the person or owner of the object being shat on. An important part of swindling is discretion. The person being swindled must not know it was you who swindled them and must remain confused as they angrily clean up the shit you have bestowed upon them.

(past tense)
Jon: Dude, I just swindled Mark so bad!
Rob: Why?
Jon: he stole my bitch so I took a shit in his bed!
Rob: NICE!

by Swindler's List June 16, 2013

schindler

a person who tries to steal things without your noticing

jon han did you clock in early again, you schindler

by jables80 December 31, 2010