by anonymous January 12, 2022
Get the sheltonmug. A place in Upper Fairfield County, that no one really knows much about except for the decent to good parties and the Mexican grill, Pancheros. Shelton also has decent football team who parties hard after every game just to lose in the state championship.... Every year. 90% of the kids Juul, smoke, or drink.
“Dude let’s go to shelton” .... “For what”..... “Pancheros of course” ...... “I forgot that’s the only notable thing in the great town of Shelton
by Broyougotmang November 26, 2018
Get the Sheltonmug. Totally the coolest person ever. And she crochets because that’s just how fucking cool she is. (Totally Cooler than her sister)
by Poop dallah February 18, 2021
Get the Madison Sheltonmug. An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro
Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one
by Balakay12 November 8, 2019
Get the Lance Sheltonmug. A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming
Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021
Get the Dirty Sheltonmug. Dumbass shitter that shit in the two girls one cup video, also became a porno that takes veiny bbc considered a meatball
by Sceneric June 1, 2020
Get the Cyrus sheltonmug.