Sharted

When you think you have to fart but instead you shit your pants

Man I really have to fart! OH SHIT I SHARTED

by MidnightT April 18, 2006

Sharted

When you think you have to fart and the make a huge fool out of yourself by then blowing out a huge pile of stinkin poo.

"Dude, let's go."" Why bro, we just got here.""I sharted and it STINKS!!!"

by Ann Onomymous January 18, 2016

shvasted

when you get real drunk and you try to tell people your wasted but it comes out SHVASTED!

jeff monkman every friday and saturday night is shvasted.

by [e-mail] December 8, 2006

Shafted

DB Legends

Person 1: “I sent 20k cc on the summon banner and didn’t get any LF.. not even a Sparking”
Person 2: “dude.. you got shafted”

by Concord925 May 30, 2021

shanted

Pissed out of your face. Nuff said.

Aww mate I was sooooo shanted last night.

by matt from hants May 3, 2006

fit shased

to the point of total intoxication, you say everything backwards and slurr your words. almost like being shit faced but drunker!

"OMG Missy, i am so fucking fit shased, I think I may piss myself"

by Punkie December 6, 2006

Shassted

To get Shassted aka fucked up similar to that of making yourself look like one or any combination of an ass, cunt, or shat; similar to that of being a dick or douchebag via liquor and/ or alcohol and occasionally meth

Dude I got so Shassted last night

by Marcelous Wallace June 22, 2011