Shap Snap

Shap Snap

The moment in a conversation when everything stops because it’s been so f*#%ed up that no one knows what’s going on anymore.

Also applies to repeated failed autocorrect attempts while texting.

“Ohhhh, shap snap! WTH just happened?!”

by Awshapsnap August 1, 2019

Shapped

When you’re on holiday or about to go on holiday from the UK during COVID-19 and your destination is added to Grant Shapp’s quarantine list.

“Honey, we’ve been Shapped, you better ring your boss”

“Cancel the taxi, unpack the fucking suitcase, we’ve just been Shapped. What a clueless cunt!”

by Mozza_ September 10, 2020

Shap

To take a shit and a nap simultaneously while on company time.

Brandon is heading to the bathroom to take a Shap.

Dude, I took an hour long Shap!

by Thevelts May 20, 2016

shapness

The being of a shape,

IDK I am only doing this to prove that shapness is a word.

by shapness December 30, 2016

Shap/Sharp

A South African term used express thanks, or suggest that all is well or in order.

A: Did you get the drinks?

B: Yes I'm bringing them now

A: Shap/Sharp

by Indoda omfishane August 18, 2022

shap

pointy. from Boston

That pencil is shap.

by Shankr7 September 20, 2022

Shap

It's when your addicted to something and you can't stop playing or talking about it

Speaker 1:Omg I love this game I'm shap to it
Speaker 2:Shap?
Speaker 1:I'm addicted to it
Speaker 2:*slaps cutely*
Speaker 1:AHHHH

by Bd0g January 30, 2022