severious

Obviously a crossing of Serious, and Severe. used to punctuate as absolutely dire, or "not joking" statement or situation.

The Condition is Severious..

I am Severious.(when asked about the seriousness, or truthfullness of your statement).

Also, Severiously..

by JTYRHE June 4, 2004

severus

SEVERUS SNAPE (Harry Potter Character)
Born:1960 Died:1998 Special Talents: Occlumency, Legillemens, exceptional Potions and wand abilities; extreme loyalty to those who deserved it

ROMAN HISTORY:
Lucius Septimius Severus (or rarely Severus I) (b. Leptis Magna, April 11, 145 - d. Eboracum, February 4, 211) was a Roman general, and Roman Emperor from April 14, 193 to 211. He was born in what is now the Libyan part of Rome's historic Africa Province, making him the first emperor to be born in the Roman province of Africa

The most misunderstood character in Harry Potter is Professor Severus Snape
Things are never quite as it seems.

by Princess-L May 8, 2008

Server Admin

One who has access to many administrative features on various servers of various different games. Server admins are saviors to some, but assholes to others. Some features include but are not limited to kick, ban, temp ban, burn, slay, teleport, freeze, switch teams, global chat. (these commands taken from various games)

Player: There is a guy in here who is hacking!!!111!!

Hacker: Haahaha lololololol!!!1!1! you can has no Server Admin to can has kick meez!!! ROFLBOAT!!!!

Server Admin: I can has ban you!

*Hacker Baned*

by T-Dub Rofl January 28, 2009

Christian Server

A place where the swearing of ANYONE isn't tolerated, and shall not tarnish the Holy land we have been blessed with, anyone who does not obey these rule will be politely asked to leave.

Words that aren't allowed (forgive me):
Heck, Frick, Poop, A-Hole, and Darn.

Person 1: What the Frick!?
Person 2: I'm sorry sir, but this is a Christian Server, so no swearing!
Person 1: Darn
Person 2: I'm sorry sir but I will have to ask you politely, yet sternly, to leave this Christian Server because you have sworn. :(

by Your Server ADMINISTRATOR June 3, 2018

Severin

one who keeps it real

That kid is such a severin

by Anglo Saxon February 13, 2008

Server

The politically correct word for waiter/ waitress, which is a very high stress job that usually pays under $3 and hour. Commonly confused by people who assume server can also mean; servant, maid, lesser being, jester, water bearer, slave, and sometimes even a dog. That is a common misconception.

Sever- I fucking quit this shithole of a job.

Manager of Chili's- What's wrong?

Sever- Fucking table 22 thinks I'm here to wait on them hand and foot and asks for 1 new thing every time i pass their table instead of all at once when I ask them if they need anything else. 33 thinks for some odd reason their 2 year old should be allowed to pour out all the sugar and then draw on it. Aaron's table 45 wants me to get refills for them because their server sucks, and some A-hole at 11 just snapped at me like I am his German Sheppard. Fuck You, Fuck Them, I quit.

by Boldamatticus June 18, 2009

Dan Severn

Known as Dan "The Beast" Servern, A shoot-fighting bad-ass known for Ultimate Fighting and pro-wrestling. Was NWA heavyweight champion many times. Had an intense rivalry with Ken Shamrock and can put opponents in so many different holds they have to invent new ways to scream.

In a real fight Dan Severn would rip Hulk Hogan's roid ridden arms off and beat him to death with them.

by DennisIsEvil May 1, 2006