settle your oats

to calm down or settle down

Damn bitch, why are you yelling, you need to settle your oats.

by ballaforreal May 15, 2009

Settle Your Hash

aka: Get revenge! When someone steps a little too far out of line and deserves to be brought back down to size their hash deserves to be settled, whether its simply informing them of their poor beahviour, brutally murdering them and their family (O.J style) or something in between, once your punishment has been dealt you have succesfully settled their hash!

"Hey you just ate the last bread roll you inconsiderate jerk! I'll settle your hash!"

"Dave's been burying his sick face in my girlfriend's crotch for two months! Man i'm sure gonna settle his hash!"

"Kidnap my daughter from Portugal will ya? I'm all about settling your fucking hash!"

by Captain Jack McRevenga December 19, 2008

Settler

Within a successful, seemingly stable relationship, the settler refers to the "better half", who in essence settles with their partner. This person tends to be either more attractive, wealthier, smarter, personable or some other quality that would seemingly make their partner look inferior, to the extent that people begin to question why they would even date in the first place.

The opposite of a reacher

Looking at the Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri relationship, it is painfully clear that Janet (Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty) is a settler.

by BurningRave January 27, 2010

Settle It In Smash

1. A song by Garrett Williamson and Yungtown. Both definitions are relating to the Nintendo game, Super Smash Bros.

2. A way to settle a debate by playing Super Smash Bros. and seeing who wins.

Definition 1:
Person 1: Dude that's a cool song, what's it called?
Person 2: Settle It In Smash

Definition 2:
Person 1: I get the last slice of pizza!
Person 2: Let's settle it in Smash!

by Blu Hood Games April 4, 2017

copper settler

Not quite a gold digger or a 49er, a copper settler stays or "settles" with another individual, not for their looks nor moderate wealth (thus why copper, and not gold), but to live a menial lifestyle for the rest of their lives

When a woman in her mid thirties who settles for a cheap, average, boring guy who might be gay. But he's 30 and a pediatrician! What can go wrong!? She must be a copper settler!

by CopperSettlersForever November 9, 2015

settling in

Like maybe, just maybe you found "the one" him or her. You actually WANT to do this. It feels right. It's more than okay. Like never leave. I fucking want this forever. Make sense?

Settling in is a very good thing. Are YOU ready for it? He or she wants all of you. Today, not tomorrow. Present tense. Not past. Live for today. "Settling in." Purposeful living all the way. There is no other way. Well, you do want and deserve to be happy, right? We all do. Love deeply and freely without condition. Do it today. I challenge you.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

Settle

When one chooses to become romantically involved with someone who is not as impressive, but just as simple to be with, as the best available because it's easier.

A person who is looking out for herself should never settle out of spite, but perhaps can playfully think it.

by Ereck Flowers March 15, 2015