Certified Hater

One who's viewed as overly negative and frequently complaining about everything. They never seem to be pleased, no matter the extravagance. They are viewed ugly from their outside circle based purely upon raw expressions. They admit to these properties and tote the title. Again, Viewed as. Not are.

I'm a hater? Nah, nigga I'm a Certified Hater.

by Shawtyshotmecuzelovedme January 1, 2022

Certified Side Shaygo Secret

Certified Side Shaygo Secret or (C.S.S.S) is a swagged-out, blacked out, boy blew her back her back out type secret .

Friend 1:"I don't think I can get girls".
Friend 2:"Lemme let you in on a certified side shaygo secret, I've tripled my rizz from zero girls to 0x3 girls, we are not the same."

by I'mHim69 March 19, 2023

Certified Bruh Moment

The worst bruh moment in ever existence. once used you can never live down the dumb shit you just did.

person 1 Bro! i swear i didn't just drop all of the groceries and ruined them

Chad By the power of the bruh gods you are officially awarded the Certified Bruh Moment for your dumbassery

by KappaClown September 19, 2019

certified hood classic

anything that has this quote will be a classic.

man 1: yo have you listen to this song

man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man

man 1: but this is a certified hood classic

by Rlzonx December 7, 2021

Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

Certified Niggaboy

Just like how Drake is a Certified Loverboy (CLB, his newest album), dark-skinned people who act like Drake are Certified Niggaboys.

person1 - What kinda person are you
person2 - I'm a certified Niggaboy
person1 - Ahh you valid

by i am a failure to society 👍 October 20, 2021

certified chomu

an alumni from the university of chomus, who possesses the ability to suck the life out of any person they talk to

Swayam : "I was talking to Vishal"
Yash : "He's a certified chomu"

by roasted_potato_salad April 1, 2022