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gratuitous sequelitis

A disease capable only of infecting Hollywood movie producers. Symptoms include uncontrollable greed and a complete lack of creativity. Once the illness has taken hold, the producer will eventually unload a steaming pile of crap which he will then box up and label with the name of a successful movie plus the number "2" after it. The load of crap will be then be sold to the idiot audience, who gladly forks over money to take a peek at what's in the box, based solely on the name on the label.

In extreme cases, gratuitous sequelitis has been known to create many such boxes of turds, with sequential sequel numbers reaching into the double digits.
Did you see Highlander 2? That was the most amazingly horrible movie ever made. What a case of gratuitous sequelitis!
by Hollywood Sucks October 23, 2006
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Law of Sequels

Law that states that a sequel to a movie or game will always be worse than the original. No (well, okay, FEW) exceptions.

This law especially applies to movies and games made after 2000, when everything started sucking ass.
I don't need an example for the Law of Sequels, do I?
by Tisteca October 7, 2007
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The actual genetic sequence of a sample or specimen that is analyzed. Not necessarily the result of a single laboratory test, but the compilation of results from multiple tests to ensure ground truth.
The diagnostic manufacturer used multiple orthogonal methods to determine sequencing truth for the standard reference material.
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Sequem

I hate when braces get caught on my sequem when she goes deep.
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want to go back to my place and sequester
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bastard sequel

A sequel of a book or movie made for the sole purpose of cashing in on the name of the first one. Is generally done with no input from the original author/creator. Usually bastardizes the characters and butchers the story of the original.
Examples of bastard sequels include Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen, Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story, Scarlett, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Return to the Secret Garden.
by Hitokiri Jinchuu July 16, 2006
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JohnMaktric Sequence

This is a sequence named after the LSC discipline master John Mak.

This sequence is : Talk, Threat, Shout, Tell your parents
JohnMaktric Sequence

This is a sequence named after the LSC discipline master John Mak.

This sequence is : Talk, Threat, Shout, Tell your parents

Student A:I've gone through the JohnMaktric Sequence.
Student B:What 8745 thing did you do again?
Student A:I killed someone
by Arandomrebelliousstudent November 10, 2019
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