The disorder where you fall asleep within 30 minutes of a seminar, training session, presentation or conference. It is brought about by the inane user friendly rambling that presenters use to drag our what should be an informative yet short production into a day long affair of crappy powerpoint, moronic group activities and useless handout.
Sorry, could you send me the paper copy of the presentation. I cannot attend as I have Seminarcolepsy.
by sean liddle May 22, 2006
Get the Seminarcolepsy mug.An ol'Skool Finnish name...Unique name, means unique person! rep-pre-sent...In the beginning God create Seija...ha! no serious, some dude/or dudette found name "Seia" in a book on religions of the world. Seia was ancient Roman god of new crop. They combined that with an old Finnish word "seijas" (serene, calm, clear, tranquil) and got Seija. .
The first recorded Seija was Ester Seija Karilas who was born in 1917 (that'd make the name the same age as the independence of Finland...) The Karilas' had a family friend who wrote a novel in 1924 called "The Story of Seija-girl" which made the name quite popular
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Monty: Hello Cuthbert, let's go spend peoples money on a pointless seminar to massage our own egos.
Cuthbert: Excellent idea, I'll bring the scones and Giles can make the tea.
Cuthbert: Excellent idea, I'll bring the scones and Giles can make the tea.
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Get the Seminal Reaction mug.(n)-a class most freshman in Californian high schools take, it is also known as pregnancy prevention class depending on the teacher. Freshman Seminar is supposed to teach of the resources you can use throughout high school and the reasons for doing it. It tells of the many careers you can take and the backup plans you need but it succeeds in being an annoying class you text your friends to help get you out of. A class that allows you to spit, fight with the teacher and write your name in Greek.
T: Anyone of you can father or mother a child, happens all the time. You know how expensive babies are. The milk...
B: That's why you breast-feed.
T: The clothes...
B: That's why you shop at the Dollar Tree.
T: The experience of a baby nagging at you.
B: That's why we have Freshman Seminar.
B: That's why you breast-feed.
T: The clothes...
B: That's why you shop at the Dollar Tree.
T: The experience of a baby nagging at you.
B: That's why we have Freshman Seminar.
by Brittney Sade August 20, 2008
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Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Matchbox 20.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Amy Winehouse and KT Tunstall.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Amy Winehouse and KT Tunstall.
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