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semansplaining

When a woman explains what she wants sexually and how to bring her to orgasm, but the man ignores her as he feels he knows better. She fails to orgasm and is left unsatisfied. He may blame her or not care. Often he can't find her clitoris.
"I told Jacob what he had to do to get me to orgasm. He said he knew what he was doing," Catherine said. "He was semansplaining how he knew more about my body than me."
Kate asked, "Did he play with your clit?"
"He never even found it!" cried Catherine.
by CSurvivor9 May 18, 2023
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rawand seamand

Rawand seamand

Is the most sexist human out there his loving and caring doesn’t take shit from no one he fucks a lot of bitches but there’s only 1 he truely wants to bang he is funny and put going and let’s not forget has a massive you know the rest
Rawand Seamand is a dreamy guy to fuck
by I didn’t May 17, 2018
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osama bin seman

Man, Fred was such an osama bin seman the other day. He told me about his night with Susy and Jennifer
by Osama Bin Seman December 25, 2015
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shmander

some little jewish kid who complains about every situation he is put into. he has family members identical to him. he is a pussyass jeep that he waxes with a diaper. hes also a homophobe
by tim millz October 5, 2006
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semantics

The study of the meaning of words.

Often misused when quibbling about something someone said. In that context, the statement "That's only semantics" would be more aptly phrased as "You're just 'splitting hairs on word meanings."
Often used within the phrase "That's only semantics":
-- as a blanket repudiation of precise communication.

-- by persons advocating 'subjective feelings' over 'objective description' as a mainstay of communication.

The very concept of semantics is frequently disparaged by wishy-washy passive-aggressives who refuse to be accountable for their careless use of language or their deplorable lack of education.

Skater-boy was too lazy to choose his words carefully, unaware that without semantics, even his street drivel would be incomprehensible.
by wclay1 September 1, 2009
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Petrified Seman

Seman on a peice of clothing or towel that has dried up and is now crusted on to said objects.
I just found an old sock that is covered in petrified seman.
by Contazz March 6, 2010
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Semanoff

"Those people aren't lame, they're 'Semanoffs'"
by Karena2408 June 20, 2008
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