The act of being named Seth while being 100% Jewish on a daily basis. One could qualify Seth the Jew as the biggest stingiest motherfucker one could meet in their lifetime. At times, Seth the Jew may ask you to put Sears Boxing Day items on your credit card (approximately $300/year) to benefit of an additional 10% off - however, should you ask him to "front" you a 1/4 of Marijuana (valued at $50 until payday - 4 days later), he will simply refuse out of total Jewishness.
Juicy: Yo, can you spot some Marijane? You did benefit out of an additional 10% by using my Sears Mastercard on Boxing Day!
Seth the Jew: Yeah, that's cool homie - it's 50 as usual...
Juicy: Do you mind fronting me till payday? The holidays were brutal.
Seth: I am going to have to see if I do have any weed left.... I might be out...
(HE IS BEING A JEW IN YOUR FACE!!!)
Seth the Jew: Yeah, that's cool homie - it's 50 as usual...
Juicy: Do you mind fronting me till payday? The holidays were brutal.
Seth: I am going to have to see if I do have any weed left.... I might be out...
(HE IS BEING A JEW IN YOUR FACE!!!)
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Sometimes mistaken for Jesus Christ.
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My favorite actor. He created Robot Chicken, one of the funniest T.V. shows I think I've seen in a while. He was Oz, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Not to mention Scot, Doctor Evil's son from Austin Powers. I've seen his hair a lot of colors (black, brown, red, black with blue highlights, blonde), but I think it's naturally red. He's pretty short, but still hot as hell.
And I must say, because I think this movie is VERY underrated, he was also in Idle Hands, a horror/comedy movie.
And I must say, because I think this movie is VERY underrated, he was also in Idle Hands, a horror/comedy movie.
Well, we weren't in Hell. There was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel. And the chick's voices.. they were like 'come to us.... come towards the light...' but we figured fuck it. I mean it was really far.
- Idle Hands
Child: Is this gonna hurt?
Doctor: Only if God hates you..
-Robot Chicken
Emperor Palpatine: OK, OK, so who's left?... Are you shitting me?... Well, where are you?... Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?... Oh, you must smell like... feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon... Oh, oh, oh! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide! That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet!... Do you - do you have ANY idea what this is going to do to my credit? What the hell is an aluminum falcon?
- Robot Chicken
There are two types of people in this world. Michael Jackson fans, and losers.
-Seth Green
- Idle Hands
Child: Is this gonna hurt?
Doctor: Only if God hates you..
-Robot Chicken
Emperor Palpatine: OK, OK, so who's left?... Are you shitting me?... Well, where are you?... Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?... Oh, you must smell like... feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon... Oh, oh, oh! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide! That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet!... Do you - do you have ANY idea what this is going to do to my credit? What the hell is an aluminum falcon?
- Robot Chicken
There are two types of people in this world. Michael Jackson fans, and losers.
-Seth Green
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"Be careful not to call him that! Bad things will happen, just call him Seth."
"Be careful not to call him that! Bad things will happen, just call him Seth."
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