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The fact that you idiots took a damm to search this into urban dictionary
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david sedaris

my favorite author in the entire world -- not one of his books will fail to make you laugh, and the funniest of the lot is "Me Talk Pretty One Day"

if you haven't read his stuff, you have to.

Other works include:
barrel fever
holidays on ice
naked
dress your family is corduroy and denim
"i read 'Me Talk Pretty One Day' yesterday!"
"Oh, was it good?"
"I almost wet myself"
by Page June 2, 2005
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Searyx

Pathetic; lifeless; egocentric; live in parent's basement; non-working; uneducated; shit-talker; nothing to stand on but the value of "drivel" one can spew.
1. Dude, why you gotta be such a Searyx?
2. Dude, stop Searyx'n on me.
by Searyx's mom August 27, 2003
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Sears

A store that people think of as a place where they can get stuff for free. Thus, they complain like spoiled brats and try to cheat the store whenever possible, and when they are caught cheating and/or stealing, they scream and yell like 3-year-olds and treat the people working their like shit.
I broke my fridge by drilling holes in it! I want Sears to replace it, even though I have no warranty!

Asshole: What do you mean, under warranty? It's a Craftsman, they're guranteed for life!
Associate: Only hand tools are guranteed like that. Power Tools have moving parts, so they are only covered for a year. If you weren't a fucking moron, you'd have read the side of the box where it says so.
by MD October 16, 2003
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Search History

A built-in feature that you always clear after watching porn or illegal stuff
by SkeletonGuy December 7, 2018
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T-Search

The best memory finder/value editor around.

Great GUI, better functionality than ArtMoney, and integrates smoothly with TKM.

A great way to cheat in games that don't have cheats.
I found the address of my 'health', then I froze it, so now I'm stuck at 100 health.
by Mazrim July 19, 2005
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Big sear

To be very serious about something.
John's always a big sear, he never has a laugh!
by abiabiabi89 January 19, 2007
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