Seaburg

1.An undefined lump of blubber. Able to roll down hills at the speed of light.

2.Synonym for baby whale.
3.Currently known to be under the research of Nutrisystem.
4.Term for a thing that can only lose 5 pounds every 6 eons.
5.Anything you would immediately say "Ew" to.

You look like a seaburg today.
Awww, that was a cute seaburg.
QUIT EATING, OR ELSE YOU'LL END UP A SEABURG.

by Webb Hubbel April 18, 2010

seabreazed

The result of fucking things up beyond natural understanding. A mind-blowing event that no one else can understand or comprehend.

Knowing the truth but performing doing the complete opposite.

This action can be compared to FUBAR can be compared but is actually taking it one step further hence the term, seabreazed.

Ignorance incarnated.

How did this happen??? oh it was seabreazed!

DUDE! you totally seabreazed it!

Man I got seabreazed all over my face! the project was ruined by ____________.

by H2OH3O August 5, 2014

seaborgium

Element #106 on the periodic table of elements. Its properties are not known very well since only a handful of atoms were made, but it is known to be extremely radioactive.

Seaborgium is bad for you to eat.

by fluffy-Yucca_Ro0t January 1, 2019

Seabeaming

The act of rubbing male ejaculate on yourself to attract a mate through pheromones.

After Seabeaming myself, my new neighbor invited me over for drinks and the D.

by PreciousRoy July 28, 2022

seaburger

I don't know what the fuck is in it. It's kind of like fish scrapple I suppose. All the nasty shit from seafood that nobody likes to eat, all breaded up and deep fried. They served them in public schools in York, PA. It ruined my liking of seafood before it ever started. They could REALLY make an impact on crime if they fed these bitches to prisoners for 3 meals a day and a midnight snack.

Yo! I can't believe my girlfriend actually tried a seaburger after I told her how nasty it was!

by Fuck Seaburgers June 14, 2004

Seabear

A sweet ass animal. A bear with gills

Real men ride seabears to work

by Miss. Davis August 4, 2006

foaming seabiscuit

(noun) The bubbling fuzz produced from rapid fucking. 2. A pussy that has an unusually large amount of discharge. 3. An infected vagina. 4. The froth on a horse's mouth.

A man says to his son, "When it comes to women; look before you leap. If you see a foaming seabiscuit, get the hell out of there!"

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008