scummy bear

A Greek delicacy, the scummy bear is a gummy bear that has previously been inserted into a hairy mans dirty asshole

Jimmy fell asleep first so we fed him a scummy bear

by El Coochie Man October 02, 2020

Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in

Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?

by Spoogs August 31, 2018

Scummy lummys

Some dumb word my friend says

SCUMMY LUMMYS

by Mrbunz January 03, 2019

Scummy hit

Being beyond fucked up, on any substance, usually for an extended length of time. Those who "get scummy" literally turn into a potato.

"Let's get some beer and some bud and get really scummy hit tonight."

by Furious furniture January 09, 2017

Scummy Cummy

When one ejaculates, but immediately prior to doing so, pulls their underwear and undergarments over their genital area, resulting in the cumshot being contained, but having a huge, obvious cumshot staining the crotch of the person.

Person A: "You see Person C lately? I can't believe it, they had a Scummy Cummy dead and centre."
Person B: "Holy shit, how big was it?"
Person A: "Looked like they pissed themselves, they must've done it in a hurry."

by asdfasgadfg February 27, 2021

scummy bum

When your ass itches, and the only solution is to shower. Usually caused by poor hygiene.

John: My butt is itching, and I took a shower..

Jim: You’ve got a scummy bum man..

by Capt.Mick March 24, 2024