scramption

A cute, little person whose hand fits perfectly in yours.

Fills your heart with love and your life with happiness! Most beautiful person you could imagine, both inside and out. Very intelligent, great sense of humour and fun to be around!

If you're lucky enough to find one, don't ever let them go.

She's the most beautiful little scramption I've ever seen!

by Wafflefish November 4, 2015

Scrumptious

One who carries many tissues or is a default

Tfue is so scrumptious just look at the way he defaults around.

by I Lik Eggs October 22, 2018

Scrumptious deliumptious

Scrumptious deliumptious Is a word describing parts on a woman’s body like thighs or butt.

Oh her thighs are Scrumptious deliumptious

by Niggas on nine September 17, 2019

scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.

I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!

by Sir Terrence of Wogan August 12, 2005

Scrumpling

A slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.

Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."

by Pontmercy June 23, 2007

scumpton

A typical council house dweller, typically of pikey origin, usually with 4+ kids and a garden that looks like a council rubbish tip, and speaks 'wiv an at-i-tude', and usually has one or more offensive/dangerous dogs.

Those scumptons have let their dog crap on our front garden yet again !

by just me March 23, 2004

scrumping

To scrump. The act of sexual intercourse without romantic implications often in an awkward, uncomfortable setting.

Bill's back is sore from scrumping Sue in the port-a-john behind the drive-in last night.

by Slone Brooke February 25, 2009