Scrummin

When you secretly meet a fat chick at a daytime hotel 10am-6pm. Then proceed to have unprotected anal sex in the shower with her.

Sorry I'm late for work, I was busy Scrummin.

Scrummin by Zrob10-6 February 21, 2021

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Penis Scrapings

The bits of fluff and smegma at the end of your bell end if you don't wash it after a wank.

Man, my knob is full of Penis Scrapings today, I should have given it a scrub after that wank.

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Pelvic thrusting motion to the tune of music

"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"

Strumping by Luke October 4, 2004

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When you're lazily scrolling through Instagram, you're scramming.

Scrolling + gramming = scramming

D: Whatcha doing?

B: Nothing really... just scrolling through Instagram.
D: Ah gotcha, you're just scramming.

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Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins

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1. Vigorous vaginal intercourse; or
2. Douching after vigorous vaginal intercourse.

George: I was with Emma last night, scrubbing out the possum hole.
Emma: I had to scrub out the possum hole after last night with George.

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When wiping your ass after dropping a monster deuce, you graze the top of turd mountain with the back of your hand.

I got this knuckle fudge from an unfortunate mountain scraping incident.

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