scrump

simply to have sex.

let's go scrump!

by hellokitty_cupcake62 November 8, 2009

Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..

Hey, let's go scrumping!

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

Scrump

To get your drunk pork on in the econo lodge,dorm rooms or other skeet stained surfaces.

"that snaggler done SCRUMPED that blue-eyeshadowed ho who was wearing a metalica sweatshirt"

by Mister Phillips January 11, 2006

Scrumping

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".

Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.

by J-Rym June 14, 2010

Scrumping

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder

I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!

by The_Sunken1 March 13, 2014

scrump

A sexy male that looks good enough to eat/bite. Originating from the word scrumptious.

He is a scrump. I hope it's some scrumps lurking in the club tonight.

by Evanie March 5, 2008

Scrump

(noun) A ghetto, usually white girl, that wears boys boxers and low-ridin' shorts. She usually has a strange figure, not skinny, not fat, in between and lets it show. She has a nasty face and even nastier genitalia, or vagina. A step up from the adjective 'scrumpy.' Originated in Wichita, KS by Colton Falconburg.

"Hey Todd, you see Cathy lately? Bitch looks like a Scrump."
"Todd. You should hella slap that scrump."
"Todd, my man. Can't believe you did that scrump. I bet you'll be payin' for that shit, man."

by Toddsterr April 9, 2010