Strumming the flesh guitar

synonym: Fapping - The art of making love to yourself

Daniella went home to for a session strumming the flesh guitar

by Woland1337 March 3, 2017

Strumming the mekelele

Masturbating. Stripping wire. Wanking

What the hell is taking Robby so long in the shower?
Leave the boy alone. He's probably just strumming the mekelele.

by Bonerskid March 17, 2017

strumming while doing the plumbing

When you or your girl rub the clit during penetration.

I was giving it to her good and then start strumming while doing the plumbing, that really got her going!

by Flushfacker May 4, 2018

Scumming

Verb. The act of a whorebag hunting for a creauture of questionable morals and/or hygiene with whom to consummate a thrilling act of debauchery with outside their own social status.

Guy: "Man, Jackie is really going after that toothless Meth Monster!"
Guy2: "Yeah, I guess it's hormones, she's been really scumming it lately... oh wait, sorry, she's just a whore"

by Imgod44 December 11, 2018

scrumpkins

A term used in the 16th century to describe the scraps collected by poor orhpaned children

Rusty Jimmy and Scrapyard Elsa fought off a pack of rats for a small amount of scrumpkins.

by RatKing696969 February 17, 2019

Strumming my strings

A good handjob.

Last night i was strumming my strings.

by Belle_belleb November 27, 2020

Ass strumming

To play one's ass like a guitar

I gave her a good ass strumming

by Darkened Joker April 16, 2017