scrotch

to scratch your crotch when it is dry, itchy, or chafing occurs.

guy 1: dude my crotch its itchy
guy 2: dude scrotch it

guy 1: scrotching feels sooo good when my balls are dry

by scrotchlover5000 May 25, 2010

scrooched

Fired upon with a scrooch-gun, as wielded by Gidney and Cloyd (moonmen from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon).

by john smith September 18, 2003

scrotch

To scratch one's Crotch

Dude, you seem to be scrotching a lot, have you got crabs?

by Necro January 19, 2004

Sproach

A half roach, half spider that jumps and is particularly fond of Hillcrest. Can be easily exterminated using Allan's, aka "The Cheater who hates spiders", hard bound copy of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil or a generous squirt of Clorox Clean-up.

"OH MY GOD! I saw a sproach on the floor, but by the time I grabbed the cheater's book it dissapeared!" -my friend Cristen the Sproach Lady

by WhitneyLL December 15, 2008

Scrötch

The line of skin that runs down the middle of a man's testicles and taint eventually ending at his asshole.

Kathy offered to run a plastic ninja action figure on my Scrötch for pleasure...I refused.

by Scrötch July 11, 2017

scrooch

The space between the dick shaft and the ball sack.

Fine, I'll clean his toes, you get the scrooch.

by Merese August 9, 2018

Scoach

A small amount or off by just a little bit

The pipe is off by a scoach. Give me a scoach of pepper.

by Welderkev December 21, 2021