scrimpet

small portion of some material, usually drugs or food.

sometimes spelled: "scrimplet"

dude, I have no money, let me just have a scrimpet of your <insert drug>

1: do you have any <insert food/drug> left?

2: Nah, I just have a scrimpet

by gordonliu June 15, 2011

strippeteer

The act of having your hand so far up a strippers vagina, it's like your operating a puppet.

Josh had his hand so far up that strippers vagina, she looked like a puppet and he was a strippeteer

by Guzzijoej1971 December 1, 2013

Scruppet

A person who looks scruffy and trampy, who also acts like a muppet.

Shut your mouth, you scruppet.

by oO0CarnageO0o November 26, 2017

Scripples

...boobs just smaller and lower.

Inverse of the Midwestern saying' "Woman have balls just higher and larger."

"GROW SOME SCRIPPLES, AND BEAT THAT SHIT"

by Steve2214 May 28, 2020

Strippers

so when you are alone and you need some company you call some strippers. YES they are some psycho bitches

when i fucked a Strippers she was all LIKE OH FUCK YEs YES .. do you think i wanna hear that shit it scares the shit out of me you crazy fuckin bitch. just keep to the norm and moan like a normal hoe

by african von negrostein January 20, 2009

strippers mohawk

Another name for the 'landing strip' or French waxing style of bikini wax.

That expensive prostitute I paid for sported a strippers mohawk and after taking her back to my apartment I promptly raped and murdered her.

by Johnny the rapist May 15, 2010

Scripps

1. n. Exclusive to women, Scripps is one of the five Claremont Colleges in the greater Los Angeles Area.

2. A sexual haven for people in the rest of the 4 C's.

3. Where CMC douche bags' beer money goes in return for easy pussy.

4. A short-lived, but exciting, resource for Claremont Freshmen males.

5. Fuck CMC

"Dude I fucked the shit out of this bitch I met at scripps last night"
"No shit? Me too"

"I'm going to scripps, I haven't gotten ass in a while"

"I got this rash at scripps dude"

"The thing with scripps girls is, if you catch them outside of their rooms, chances are they want to get fucked"

"Contrary to popular belief and the facebook group devoted to the adage, scrippsies really aren't better lovers."

by CMC Idiot (student) October 3, 2005