When a woman performs felatio on a man whilst he drops a cleveland steamer on her, in conjunction with her giving birth (not necessarily to the baby of the man receiving the sameetjob) to a child.
-"Yo, dat bitch gave me a sameetjob in da hospital yesterday."
-"Was it your child?"
-"I dunno...who gives a shit? It's still a sameetjob!"
-"Was it your child?"
-"I dunno...who gives a shit? It's still a sameetjob!"
by Ramakrish March 23, 2007
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To exagerate a story by approximately 33% for the entertainment of the storyteller.
To exagerate a story by approximately 33% for the entertainment of the storyteller.
he totally sameemed it when he told me he made out with three girls last night.
Dean Cain killed himself last night? Stop sameeming that shit!
Dean Cain killed himself last night? Stop sameeming that shit!
by Riffjob January 11, 2009
Get the sameemed mug.Verb. Sometimes used alone, or in relation to the disease The Sceep, it is the act of something taking inordinately long periods of time for completion. Synonymous with the traditional definition of "creep".
This project seems to be taking years to complete. I just keep sceeping along and never getting it done.
by The.DRM July 29, 2010
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Get the Schmeed mug.The name of n amazing man that knows what true love really is. He knows how to treat a girl. He's gentle, sweet, caring, and beyond handsome. Together, he and I can make time stop only seeing each other in our eyes. The most loveable guy anyone will ever meet <3
by SNSNSN February 20, 2010
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A particularly un-painful disease that causes the infected person to take pitifully long periods of time to complete a seemingly easy task.
Those infected with "The Sceep" should immediately consult a professional dealing with the task at hand. Unfortunately, professional consultation, and treatment of "The Sceep" can be very expensive, and infected persons have been known to just give up caring what anyone thinks about their time-line.
A particularly un-painful disease that causes the infected person to take pitifully long periods of time to complete a seemingly easy task.
Those infected with "The Sceep" should immediately consult a professional dealing with the task at hand. Unfortunately, professional consultation, and treatment of "The Sceep" can be very expensive, and infected persons have been known to just give up caring what anyone thinks about their time-line.
buddy 1: Hey, what's taking you so long to whittle that stick?
buddy 2: I've got The Sceep
buddy 1: Ahhh. S**t, I'm sorry man.
buddy 2: I've got The Sceep
buddy 1: Ahhh. S**t, I'm sorry man.
by Sceep April 12, 2010
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