Science Twink

A twinky, nerdy guy who is very obsessed with science and really cares about his scientific field. Basically a twink who is also a science nerd. Bonus points if they get really into talking about their scientific field to others without realizing they're going on and on because that's adorable. Unfortunately, most science twinks are straight. As a result, they may not even realize they're a science twink.

"I want to ask out that guy in our class. He's such a science twink. I want him to tell me about the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis and get all flustered when I kiss him to shut him up."

"You know he's straight right? Most science twinks are."

"Well shit."

by Milk_Enthusiast August 20, 2022

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science teacher

The weirdest teacher out of them all. Notoriously known for using bad puns, then laughing at own jokes.

You have Mr. D as your science teacher? Oh man, all he does is rant hating his wife with terrible puns.

by Plato Crete November 6, 2013

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science class

This is the place where absolutely no one does anything at all, even things you aren't supposed to do because you are on the verge of falling asleep...or dying!

Marie: Hey damien, are you having fun in science class today?
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Marie: I was talking to you!
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Marie: talk to me you asshole!
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Teacher: what's going on here?
Marie & Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by hippopotomonstrsesquippedalio March 31, 2009

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science damn it

An interjection used to express anger, annoyance, disgust, or dismay. The options are really limitless. Used in the same situations that "god damn it" would be found, but is more acceptable for the secular crowd. From the creationism episode of south park.

Greg: I can't believe it, the Bears actually are in the Superbowl this year.
Bitter Jets Fan: Science damn it!!

by The Legendary Ironwood January 26, 2007

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for science

An exclamation used to justify whenever someone does something just for the heck of it, or to see what would happen; it was not done needlessly, but rather for the advancement of science!
Typically spoken of either in a comical Bill Nye way or in an insane, mad scientist way. Props, like a working Tesla coil, are recommended but not required.

- Dude, we have to microwave this lump of moldy cheese... FOR SCIENCE!
- I need to put a duck in a vat of Jell-o. FOR SCIENCE!
etc.

by bobbula February 19, 2008

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