Schlong Servant

Is a term used to describe a dedicated individual, also at times called a servant, when it comes to all things that encompass the schlong.

I was absolutely obliterating Jenny when she had multiple orgasms and tapped out. Most girls would call it a night, but not my Schlong Servant Jenny. Jen grabbed ahold of my Esophagus Annihilater and got me to the promise land. That is some Dong dedication!

by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020

Schling schlong

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

by Schlonganator January 13, 2018

schlongzilla

Almighty ruler of the schlongbeast, one who wields it with a vengeance.

With the schlongbeast in hand, Schlongzilla came charging in to settle the score. The dirty goat bitches, serviced on a daily basis, stood no match as Schlongzilla unleashed the fury of the schlongbeast.

by Schlongzilla October 19, 2004

Schlongitarian

A person who's diet consist of 100% penis...

All of Justin Hartman's friends are schlongitarians!

by Z-Mayo June 7, 2009

Schlong Dog

A person who has a fairly large penis.

Person 1: Hey, look at the size of my penis!

Person 2: Woah, put it away you Schlong Dog.

by Ulanbaataar123 October 6, 2009

schlong pot

A stovetop container used for cooking your favorite Polish kielbasa.

Honey,do you know where the schlong pot is?

by Rod McLaren January 18, 2017

Schlongmlonggnomitile

A word used to describe a sack of shit. Example: Fortnite Campers, Twitch streamers , and others.
Pronounced Schlong-Milong-gnom-itile. It can also be used as a word for a humongous dickerino, a massive cockadoodledoo, a ginormous weinerdog, a mega sized family pack of Schlongs, or a double gangbangerinodickaliciouscockadiddlemebootayneenerweener.

Fuck off you little schlongmlonggnomitile. I fucking hate you, or, You have a huge schlongmlonggnomitile.

by Little-Idiot December 30, 2018