Scientology

A religion for incredibly stupid people. Also, one of the most successful money scams around currently.

Tom Cruise follows Scientology.

by Derek DF February 26, 2009

Scientology

Noun.
A cult for individuals who need to be taken out of the gene-pool.

Wow, fuck Scientology.

by NotLanden May 22, 2008

scientology

A cryptic and laughable sect, dressed as a religion (for tax purpose) that now advertise on Urban Dictionary (shame on you).

Dude A : Man, did you see those Scientology banners on UD?
Dude B : Yep ! BustedTees may have some lame t-shirts, but at least, the chicks are hot...

by EvilNoodle May 13, 2008

scientologist

The fishie that took the bait and hasn't quite felt the hook.

I pity those Scientologists.

by El_Haggis September 13, 2006

Scientology

Scientology is a cult of assholes that constantly advertise on urban dictionary to try to recruit new victims.

loser 1: Did you see all the Scientology shit on U.D.?
loser 2: Yeah, the ads are fucking annoying.

by purplekilt May 7, 2008

Scientologist

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.

The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Scientollywood

A town filled with Scientologists.

I'm taking a meeting in Scientollywood with Tom Cruise's people.

by Terrymac January 17, 2013