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redneck science

redneck science is different from chemical reactions, it is a form of making something awesome occur without any knowledge of science or chemical reactions.
Billy bob and Jimmy john mixed mento's and soda. Thats NOT a chemical reaction, its redneck science.
by evil kniewel May 16, 2010
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science the shit out of it

Survival technique through the use of scientific problem solving, one problem at a time to increase the chances of surviving a life threatening circumstance. Takes emotion and blame out of the equation.
I am not going to die due to my life threatening circumstance. I will need to science the shit out of it to survive.
by Survivetheperfectstorm June 5, 2018
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bronx science

school more prestigious and well known than most colleges. students seem normal until you compare them to kids from different schools and realize they're just weird.

they will merge mainstream slang & words like "like" w/ SAT words and are kind of hard to understand if you arent one of them but waay cool.

most of the girls are goodlooking, and aren't exactlty "nerds" but most get good grades.

equal ratio of extremly hot guys to guys so ugly you can't even look at them.

science kids can be easily identified by other sciencites, even if they've never seen each other.
"Omg! I was at like the Bronx Science against Clinton basketball game & a guy from clinton missed when he threw the ball while standing on the parabola that's on the court."

"yo I'm so pissed. I broke my new TI 84 silver addition running from a seagull on campus today"
by janie B January 15, 2007
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science fiction double feature

a song that lips like to sing
by sid mullendore March 19, 2009
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Bronx Science

A school that may or may not be filled with nerds. We eat from the ghetto truck everyday (even though ned's truck is better) but never get any fatter, mostly because we spend our free time running away from those fucking seagulls. We are physically incapable of being racist, because any racist will have the living shit shanked out of him by EVERY RACIAL GROUP. The security policies in our school are BS (as in Bronx Science, of course) thanks to fucking Clinton, those murderous raving beasts. Unlike Stuyvesant, we have the will to live and school spirit :). We are fucking geniuses, but our school slogan sucks. We are most definitely not worth the trip, fuck, my commute is 3 hours. We are in the middle of nowhere, the Bronx, and our only connections to the outside world are the 1 and 4 trains. Despite all of this, we are amazing.
kid1 (1am): yo what time you getting to school monday?
bxsci student: well, i left my house 5 minutes ago
kid1: aiight see you thursday

Did you see that kid at bronx science?
Yeah he was fuckin white
(gets shanked by several russians, czechoslovakians, arabs, and somalians)
by supermassivedeepseasquid July 6, 2010
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Science

Science
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Marine Science Magnet High School

A high school in Groton CT. A short fat prick as the principal always has a stick up his ass and is rumored to have a chode. 99% of the students are rich white pussy's who play faggot-ass lacrosse and there hasn't been a fight there ever since it was established in 2011. The girls "snatches" are also rumored to smell like pepper and the administration is run by a bunch of Nazis.
Marine Science Magnet High School is such a shithole I wish I could transfer
by IH8Libs December 1, 2019
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