schwarp

To nut on your girlfriends face, wipe it off, and smear it under her armpit. Then, proceed to finger it.

Hey baby, do you want to schwarp tonight? Oh yeah, you bet, i shaved my pits just for you.

by Mr. Schwarper June 7, 2018

schwereeen

Total Loser

That punk is a total schwereeen

by Karenlost cause September 6, 2019

Schwep

To make someone become a eunuch. Sometimes under social pressure and exposure.

My wife wants to schwep me into a eunuch. I want to be her to be happy and laugh.

by elekavator June 22, 2021

schwerd

The slang term “schwerd” is a love child of the words “sure” and “word”. It is often used interchangeably with the aforementioned words when an individual is confirming an action/statement in an excited manner. The words “sure” and “word” are commonly said when an individual feels a certain level of discomfort with an action/statement because these terms are most commonly used when an individual feels any level of displeasure.

This term originates from the sole powerhouse school of Virginia, James Madison University.

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Sexy Guy #1 : Yo I got two free tickets to the JMU v VT football game, you wanna go?
Sexy Guy #2: Schwerd! Fuck Tech!
Sexy Guy #1: Roll Dukes!

by Da Duke Dawg October 20, 2022

Dutty Schweppes

The only way way to drink vodka. Mixer of schweppes, typically double cupped and on the rocks.

Would you like shot of vodka?

Naa, pour up some dutty schweppes

by jameshdaboi October 7, 2021

schweppes

Schweppes:

Cultdrink from Germany since 1783,

Schweppes is a bitter lemon, like tonic water, you can also use it to mix drinks like wodka-schweppes.

- Let's get some "Schweppes"
~ What's that ?!
- A tight cultdrink from Germany, bitter lemon taste

by Flint Ranch May 14, 2006

Schwelp

A creature from the depths of your nightmares. Starred in a youtube video. Has been known to have long pointy teeth, and his favorite melee weapon is "the claw," which he uses to rip peoples' insides out.*

Something that is generally psychotic can be described as schwelp-ish.

*He always is gleeful, and mirthful upon these occasions.

Your face looks like a schwelp.
This is schwelp music.

by Bobby Jobin February 8, 2010