Scheissmeister

pron. "SHYce-MYster"

The act of being made, through no fault of one's own, the third wheel. Usually committed by a couple, especially a Couple Monster, the individual being scheissmeistered is then left in a moment similar to an awkward turtle. Often the only method by which to escape a scheissmeister is to defecate in one's pants (or lederhosen), thus claiming immunity from the shituation.

"Dude today at Six Flags I was standing with the group in line for the Superman, but then Charles and Fatima cut up and totally scheissmeistered me."

"Whoa, look at Claire- she is getting COMPLETELY scheissmeistered. Look at the stain she's making in her unterhosen!"

by Der Shitchen January 3, 2009

Scheisse

(German) A noun, pronounced shie-zuh, meaning shit. Can easily take the place of damn

Hey, piece of scheisse! Get over hear.

Scheisse! I forgot to do my homework

by Mike S. Jr. April 17, 2007

scheisse

German word meaning shit, not necessarily vulgar but often used by stupid Americans assuming it is. Actually, it is a commonly used word simply meaning feces.

Komm hier, Scheisskopf!

Doffe Amerikannische denke, dass Scheisse ein boese Wort ist.

by psparks May 12, 2007

scheissehosen

Exclamation used when approached by a malodorous German vagrant.

Oh scheissehosen, er riecht!

by concert lighter March 17, 2005

scheissehunde

Exclamation of disdain, anger (from the Middle German Scheisse Hunde, "shit dog")

(you'd exclaim this after a teste (ovary, if female) were to be rammed by a wayward pitchfork or other blunt instrument...)

by DJ Snickaz April 2, 2003

Scheisse-fest

Scheisse-fest

A combination between the German for shit, and the English 'fest'. Basically it refers to a bad event in the day.

That double period of maths was a scheisse-fest.

by Bored_individual June 15, 2004

Bastian Schweinsteiger

Anoother word for a womans Vagina

Show us your Bastian Schweinsteiger!

by pod 85 August 5, 2008