Schleem

Verb
To ejaculate messily; to nut

After furiously fapping for hours, the coomer schleemed into the sock

by Entelechy April 22, 2022

woke the schweed

another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you

i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come

by lexsace June 30, 2021

schweeble

A Jewish Pederast.

Billy is a jew who enjoys going to temple also man boy love because he is a schweeble.

Thomas and the other Jews had a schweeble party at temple the other day. Its like a redneck's hoedown with more teeth and less women.

by SilentEchoes April 27, 2010

Schweensicle

A stoners insult for a jerk

Sean Rothermel is a Schweensicle

by JManFizzle December 2, 2007

schweef

The extremely long hairs used in a combover

Wow, That guy's schweef got messed up outside in the wind

by BookmDanno February 29, 2008

Schweet my bru

South African or Afrikaans-influenced slang. Literally means, "Sweet, my brother" or, "That is pleasing to me, my male friend". Phonetically - Shh-wheat mah brew.

You: I'll check you later, china.

Friend: Schweet my bru.

by MattGlog February 13, 2014

Schweefer

if you can pronounce schweefer... you are the alternate schweef !

I felt lieutenant coville schweef from a mile away! holy schweefer!

by president schweef November 24, 2020