G-Town Schmucks

Possibly the worst ever rap group from the DMV. My late grandmother tragically passed away from a brain aneurism while listening to the “Nard Mitzvah” EP. May her soul rest in peace.

Holy shit dude the G-town schmucks new album goes crazy.

What?? I’d rather fuck a cheese grater than listen to them again.

by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

Schmuckdyke

A penis resembling fool who retains the same traits as a male acting lesbian (See Dyke) usually the butt of all jokes exchanged within a group of people.

Kuntry: Dude weeman is always trying to jew me out of some cigarettes or food.

Dillhole: Yup he’s a fuckin schmuckdyke.

by ThaChief July 22, 2005

schmuckalovich

truck sized schlongola

Mr Biggz, the porn star has a schmuckalovich between his legs.

by claudio pommier April 26, 2007

schmucked

to get hit by something or someone

he got schmucked by a car or he schmucked a tree

by josh kisul September 29, 2008

Schmucky

adjective - like a schmuck

While they were off at Disney World, I was stuck back here feeling schmucky.

by Wedding Video March 22, 2010

schmuck bag

A rather large fanny pack that is usually worn by a tourist on vacation.

"Look at the size of that schmuck bag. What does he keep inside?"

by Rob R September 7, 2006

schfuck

Basically fuck but with such a flair that even you can't handle it. It's simply schfuck; beyond comprehension.

Schfuck, that bitch's ass is too fine.

by Haywood Jablome May 31, 2004