Starscream Scheme

A plan destined for failure.

A plan that, no matter how well it is devised, no matter how foolproof it seems, will always blow up in your face.

Mike: "Hey, I think I know how to get more money over the summer."
Greg: "Oh great...Is it another Starscream Scheme?"
Mike: "No, no, this one's different. All we have to do is drive some people from Mexico to Houston!"

by owenbicker November 9, 2012

schemies

a scottish term, the term used for those brought up in housing schemes in Edinburgh, similar to the definition for neds.

whit u lookin at ya bam, i'll burst u

by sarah October 26, 2003

schemin'

the act of planning or plotting; devising in an overt or covert manner

stop schemin' and lookin' hard

by veeman January 6, 2003

Schtimen

Meant to be said with a group of people in a raindrop (One person says it, than more and more to the point its almost rabble) fashion while greeting somebody. It is the only word said throughout the whole conversation. This word is designed to leave the person your greeting scratching there head and saying What the Fuck!? It has no real meaning other than the intent to completely shock and dazzle the person being greeted. It is not from the German Language.

(Group of people walk up to a doorbell and ring it, Rhuwell comes to the door)
Person 1: Schtimen
Person 2,1: Schtimen
Rhuwell: Hi...
Person 3,1: Schtimen
Person 4,1,2,3: Schtimen
Rhuwell: What the fuck, im leaving
Person 5: Schtimen

by Robb from Staten Island February 16, 2008

schteizen

Slang for right and left or left and right at the same time... Also, middle or center.

Beth: "Which way do I turn?"
Freddy: "Schteizen!"

The person got into an accident because he/she went schteizen.

by Fa1th June 10, 2012

scheme rat

Someone in the uk who lives in a council housing scheme, these people are usually jobless and have countless children. They spend most of there day watching Jeremy Kyle or walking to the shops for cheap cider and lager usually wearing pyjamas and fake ugg boots.

I met a girl on Saturday night but I have been deliberately missing her calls because she's nothing but a scheme rat.

That scumbag Stevie is nothing but a scheme rat he spends his days drinking cider and smoking weed

by Djc2508 January 23, 2014

schtumpy

Term used to describe a shiitake mushroom log. Typically used by boomers.

“I’m having trouble keeping my schtumpy moist. Any tips?”

by Grecokurd January 10, 2022